Ju Oliveira


 A Virgem


A família comia tranqüila quando, de repente, a filha de 10 anos comenta:
 -Tenho uma má notícia... Não sou mais Virgem!
E começa a chorar, visivelmente alterada, com as mãos no rosto e um ar  de
vergonha.

       Silêncio sepulcral na mesa.

       De repente, começam as acusações mútuas:

       -Isto é por você ser como é! (marido dirigindo-se à mulher).
Por se vestir como uma puta barata e se arreganhar para o
primeiro  imbecil que chega aqui em casa.

       -Claro, com este exemplo que a menina vê todo dia...de você
(pai apontando para a outra filha de 25 anos), que fica se agarrando no sofá
e lambendo aquele palhaço do teu namorado que tem jeito de  viado.
Tudo na frente da menina!

     A mãe não agüenta mais e revida, gritando:
       -E quem é o idiota que gasta metade do salário com as putas  e
se despede delas na porta de casa? Pensa que eu e as meninas somos  cegas?

      -E  além disso, que exemplo você pode dar se, desde que
assinou esta maldita TV a cabo, passa todos os finais de semana
assistindo a filmes pornô de quinta categoria e depois se acaba em
punhetas, com direito a todos os tipos de gemidos e grunidos?

       Desconsolada e à beira de um colapso, a mãe, com os olhos
cheios de lágrimas e a voz trêmula, pega ternamente na mão da
filhinha e pergunta baixinho:

      -Como foi que isso aconteceu, minha filha?

     E, entre soluços, a menina responde:

     -A professora me tirou do presépio!

     -A Virgem agora é a Vanessa, eu vou ser a vaquinha...

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You've got A Friend / Carole King

When you're down and troubled
and you need a helping hand
and nothing, oh nothing is going right,
close your eyes and think of me
and soon I will be there
to brighten up even your darkest night.

You just call out my name
and you know wherever I am
I´ll come running, oh yeah baby, to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall,
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there yeah yeah yeah
you've got a friend.

If the sky above you
should turn dark and full of clouds
and that old north wind should begin to blow,
keep your head together
and call my name out loud now
soon I'll be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name
and you know wherever I am
I´ll come running, oh yes I will, to see you again.

Winter, spring, summer or fall,
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there yeah yeah yeah.

Ain´t it good to know

that you´ve got a friend
people can be so cold
they'll hurt you and desert you
well they'll take your soul if you let them
oh yeah don't you let down.

You just call out my name
and you know wherever I am
I´ll come running to see you again
Oh baby don´t you know now.
Winter, spring, summer or fall,
hey, now, all you gotta do is call
cos I'll be there yeah yeah yeah

you've got a friend, you've got a friend yeah,
ain't it good to know you've got a friend
ain't it good to know you've got a friend
Oh yeah yeah, you've got a friend.



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Escrito por Juliana M V Oliveira às 13h55
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER / Jim Diamond

And I should have known better
To lie to one as beautiful as you
Yeah, I should have known better
To take a chance on ever losing you
But I thought you'd understand
Can you forgive me

I saw you walking by the other day
I know that you saw me, you turned away
And I was lost
You see, I've never loved no one as much as you
I've fooled around but tell me now just who is hurting who

And I should have known better
To lie to one as beautiful as you
Yeah, I should have known better
To take a chance on ever losing you
But I thought you'd understand
Can you forgive me

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Should have known better
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Should have known better

It's true, I took our love for granted all along
And trying to explain where I went wrong
I just don't know
I cry but tears don't seem to help me carry on
Now there is no chance you'll come back home, got too much pride

And I should have known better
To lie to one as beautiful as you
Yeah, I should have known better
To take a chance on ever losing you
But I thought you'd understand
Can you forgive me

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I love you
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I love you

No-no-no-no-no-no I love you
No-no-no-no-no-no, yeah
And I should have known better
To lie to one as beautiful as you



Categoria: Letras de Música
Escrito por Juliana M V Oliveira às 13h48
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Ini Kamoze / Here Comes The Hotstepper

Hit it
Nah, na na na nah, na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah, na na na nah

Here comes the hotstepper, murderer
I’m the lyrical gangster, murderer
Pick up the crew in-a the area, murderer
Still love you like that, murderer

No, no, we don’t die
Yes, we multiply
Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing
Act like you know, Rico
I know what Bo don’t know
Touch them up and go, uh-oh
Ch-ch-chang-chang

Here comes the hotstepper, murderer
I’m the lyrical gangster, murderer
Excuse me mister officer, murderer
Still love you like that, murderer

Extraordinary
Juice like a strawberry
Money to burn baby, all of the time
Cut to fade is me
Fade to cut is she
Come juggle with me, I say every time

Here comes the hotstepper, murderer
I’m the lyrical gangster, murderer
Dial emergency number, murderer
Still love you like that, murderer

Nah, na na na nah, na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah, na na na nah
It’s how we do it man
Nah, na na na nah, na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah, na na na nah

Start like a jackrabbit
Finish in front of it
On the night is jack , that’s it, understand
I’m the daddy of the mack daddy
His are left in gold, maybe

Ain’t no homey gonna play me, top celebrity man

Murderer
I’m the lyrical gangster, murderer
Excuse me mister officer, murderer
Still love you like that, murderer

No, no, we don’t die
Yes, we multiply
Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing
Act like you know, “G” go
I know what Bo don’t know
Touch them up and go, uh-oh
Ch-ch-chang-chang

Nah, na na na nah, na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah, na na na nah, yeah man
Nah, na na na nah, na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah, na na na nah, right

Here comes the hotstepper, murderer
I’m the lyrical gangster, murderer
Big up all crew bow ya, murderer
Still love you like that, murderer

Here comes the hotstepper, murderer
I’m the lyrical danger, murderer
Pick up the crew in-a the area, murderer
Still love you like that, murderer

Here comes the Hotstepper
I’m the lyrical gangster
I’m a live in-a me danger
Still love you like that

Hey
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da



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